A 28 year old married man, X (name changed), from Rajasthan today talked to News reporter about his married life. Do read the interview; it has some really useful tips and advice for all the unmarried ones who are dying to get married:
Reporter: So how is your married life?
Mr X: First of all, “married life” is an oxymoron.
Reporter: But people say marriages are made in heaven?
Mr X: Only if heaven is full of Chinese people.
Reporter: So yours was an arranged marriage, how was it?
Mr X: Arranged marriage for a man is like Eid for a goat. They treat him like a prince, feed him with great foods, and dress him with bright colours and then…